Review

You knew it was only a matter of time before someone parodied the fucked-up election that took place back in November of 2000. No, not the vote we took as to what Madonna should wear to her wedding - the one that decided who our next Prez should be (although Maddie's nuptial drama was infinitely more interesting). Directed by Bud Light (aka Wash West), this hardcore parody fuck-flick features Rick Ritter as "Al Bore," Kaleb Hayes as "George Gush," Anthony Cox as "Jeb Gush," and the illustrious Lana Luster as "Ms. Harris." No one likes Bush! Kee kee, indeed. A little late with the release date (I guess they were still counting chads). Still, the title and the cast alone make it worth seeing.

 -- Keeneye Reeves

"In this parody of Election 2000, a handful of votes from Florida's Okeechobee swamp will determine the Presidency. Dillon Pierce is pulled over, pulled out, and has his dick serviced by hot, horny cop Enrico Vega (who was transporting the ballots to Tallahassee).

Hundreds of cum-drenched ballots are ignored by Florida Secretary of State Harris (Lana Luster) when she declares George Gush the winner. The Florida Supreme court mandates a recount of the disputed cum-drenched ballots. Democratic Party observer Tuck Johnson and Republican observer Ryan Chandler do more than oversee as a cock sucking, ass fucking three-way ensues with election worker Tanner Hayes.

In Tallahassee, Judge B.J. Macalister (Jason Nichols) tries to rule on ballots with chad holes blocked by cum while stroking his hard, fat cock in the privacy of his quarters. Awaiting Macalister's ruling, Candidates Al Bore (Rick Ritter) and George W. Gush (Kaleb Hayes) suck each other off. When it comes to fucking, Bore Tops Gush."