Review

George Washington, mom, apple pie and baseball - and joining this wholesomely patriotic group is now the Fleshjack All-American Jack! For more young men's semen has squirted into this toy then a day's flow at Niagara Falls (American side). And it's not only patriotic but a great American design, joining such iconic American phallic symbols like the Washington Monument, the Empire State Building and the water-tower of Ypsilanti, Michigan (look it up). The Fleshjack All-American Jack is a masterpiece.

One of Fleshjack's original models, this toy revolutionized the way guys jerk off, with its patented silky smooth interior, its invitingly soft parted lips and the way it grabs your cock and intensely milks it; one could say it ranks at the top of the list. (When was the last time you creamed inside the Washington Monument?)

I've become a Fleshjack addict. I've tried most of the models and even plunged my horny dick into a vagina a few times with their Fleshlight line (the company’s straight men's series of masturbators). I have become an expert and a fan. When I was a child, I thought like a child - I dryly rubbed my penis senseless with my hands. Over the intervening years I discovered JO aids: spit, luncheon meats, my roommate's hands, olive oil, soap, a cantaloupe, a vacuum cleaner hose... none compared to the warmth and excitement of pounding my meat in the Fleshjack All-American Jack.

If you're only going to buy one model, the All-American Jack is perfect. Your dick will thank you with many years of furious ejaculations. And if you tire of it, check out the other Fleshjack models. My current new best friend is the sex-in-a-can, Jack's Gape Soda.

 -- Randy Siempre

Usage instructions:
Warm your Fleshjack insert by soaking it in a sink/tub filled with warm water. (Note: Do not boil or microwave the insert.) Shake off the water and replace the insert in the Fleshjack case, adjust the tightness of the cap at the bottom to vary the suction of the insert, and finish by applying a liberal amount of lubricant (water-based only, as oil-based lubes will slowly destroy the insert over time) to the Fleshjack and yourself. The Fleshjack is now ready for use.

Cleaning instructions:
Simply rinse your Fleshjack insert with warm water and allow time for both to dry before storing. Do not use soap to clean your insert. For tough cleaning, the makers suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain its soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the insert and shake off the excess powder. The makers do not recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. Shake out as much water as possible and place the insert in a well ventilated area, like near a window or next to a fan. For quick drying, slide a thin lint-free cloth/towel through it from one end to the other. When you return it to the case, leave the end caps loose so that air can continue to circulate.

With proper usage your Fleshjack will give you a lifetime of enjoyment.