Review

Ouch! This cavalcade of kink is definitely not for the squeamish.

The film opens with a naked furry bear on his back as another furry bear carefully inserts needles under his skin in a variety of locales, including his chest and biceps. With each insertion, the stickee winces and squirms in pain. But if his rigid ramrod is any indication, he seems to be having a jolly good time. There's nothing else to the scene except some brief nipple play and kissing - no traditional sex or climax.

The next scene is pure "porno for pyros." A balding fuzzy wuzzy is strapped chest-down to a padded sawhorse and is nearly burnt to a crisp by his mustachioed firebug friend.

First, a lit torch is run up and down his body, which actually touches his skin at times, as he yelps in fright/pleasure. Hot wax is next on the agenda, and it goes everywhere, including his pierced shmeckle. The wax even catches on fire at times, prompting a dramatic reaction from the flamer in question. At one point, the fire chief places an actual wick betwixt his subby's crack - and lights it! Again, there's no traditional sex here, and no money shot.

The last scene will appeal to the more mainstream porn enthusiast. It's basically a lengthy eight-man orgy, with a couple of guys in bathtubs. There's isn't much to say about it, except that most of the guys are rugged bear types, and the scene culminates in some pretty decent guy-sers, including a couple of semi-facials.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell