tlavideo.com

Review

Where do vaginas go when they die? Is it possible to use a vibrator that's so spec-fucking-tacular that your vag quietly expires into a divine ecstasy, never to return? Those were just some of the questions that floated through my mind while I sat in a post-orgasmic trance after using Evolved's Finger Ring Promise.

This thing is seriously uh-mazing. It's the perfect size with cool ridges and a knobbed head that gets right in there and sends your clit the g*d damn moon. The material it's made out of – like a hard rubber – truly sets it apart and makes this bullet pretty remarkable; it's not too cold or stiff and the soft-ish ridges feel terrific. At first I thought it was pretty funny the bullet's cord is attached to a ring you can wear – am I going lose it in there or something? – but while my toes were curling sideways and my face was twisting upside down in pleasure, I realized that the ring is fucking brilliant. The vibe has five different, heavenly, settings and instead of fishing around for a remote, you quickly shift down or up and you're slowing down to take that curve or revving the engine and speeding off the damn cliff!

My only complaint is that this little vibe sounds kind of like a lawnmower. Ok, maybe not, but unless you're using your new bff in the shower -- which, like any worthwhile bff, the Promise is waterproof – then forget being discreet. When I wanted to try this toy out last night, unbeknown to my sleeping girlfriend, the neighbors, and even preferably the cats, I had to become a masturbating ninja. To finally get some privacy, I eventually retreated to the basement – not prime wanking real estate. But, with this wonderful little pink invention, I got off in a snap -- with just mere seconds lost staring at dirty laundry and camping gear!

 -- Merry Jane