Review

Here it is – the traditional butt plug from the gang at Falcon. Your prostate will thank you! You’ll never walk alone with hopes you can walk at all after some hot workouts. Solid, non-vibrating (no search for those damned batteries), and easy to clean up after any party. This is a traditional object of joy, beauty and delight that works with all kinds of lube, and according to its packaging, can easily be placed in your dishwasher next to the pots and pans.

Hello, I’m Doc Benway, your rules with a fist President at the Philadelphia Academy of Experimental Proctology. Finally, dear readers, we have a toy that honors tradition - and tradition is returning with a vengeance!

I should explain: My patients all complain of stress. Once bent into the Traditional Exam Position, I insert a dildo just a bit faster than expected, and remove it even quicker. They usually let out with a "Doctor, please sir, not again," and in I insert again and again, with the object creating (with enough lubricant) popping, gurgling, musical sounds accompanied by the patient's purring and moaning.

I've found that this brilliant butt plug releases tension and anxiety. It's great to take to parties, pancake suppers at the church, and concerts. For the more seriously afflicted patients, I combo this plug session with a solid stroke job, for dynamic results. The Falcon Plug (medium size) is anal canal friendly, and makes a great looking trophy or sculpture for your coffee table. Can one ask for more? Not for this doctor - I'm already purring and happy.

 -- Doc Benway