Review

The first thing that struck me about this toy was the picture on the box. It looks like the Sand Monster from Star Wars. Thankfully when I stuck my cock into the vicious looking tube it was not ripped to shreds but instead it was tickled by all of the soft spikes. This textured sleeve is one of the features that set this toy apart from the regular Vibrating Oro Simulator. The other is an integrated pump system (not a real penis pump but a “stroking chamber pump”).

While neither one of these toys felt like a real blow job, this one did feel better. No, it didn’t feel more like a warm inviting throat but it did feel better.

That being said, it didn’t feel good enough. When I began to pump the tube around my lubed cock, I assumed (like the guy on the box) that I could let go and just enjoy the sensation. Not so, the damn thing just kept falling off. The pump inflates some chambers and then they deflate and somehow this is supposed to simulate the talents of a good cock sucker. Let’s not even mention the vibration because I could barely feel it beyond the tip of my cock.

I ended up just grabbing it and stroking it up-and-down on my cock and even that became tiresome when the soft spiked sleeve stopped feeling good. Again, I was left to just use my hand.

 -- Mr. October