Review

Although not exactly A-list productions, porn stud turned director Thompson generates considerable heat by discovering fresh faces attached to big cocks, and Every Inch Counts certainly is no exception.

While not all of the performers are the perfect specimens we may be used to seeing in skin flicks (several were probably turned away by larger studios), their gusto, vim and vigor more than make up for their physical imperfections.

Most of the guys featured here fit neatly into the "twink" category, and some of them (like the mono named Junior) are absolutely beautiful. Others... well, maybe not so beautiful. The sex is set-up in the usual porn cliché ways. One boy needs his piano tuned, another wants to borrow some tools... you know the drill.

The cover art features the players measuring their enormous cocks with a tape measure. Houston and Lee do just that in the first sexual scene, where they go at one another in a garage. This vignette turns kinky (the kinkiest of the movie) as Lee plunges into Houston with a dildo that has been attached to a hand crank. It is quite a sight to behold - Houston’s hungry hole not only swallows the entire dildo, Lee then turns the handle rotating the rubber rod inside of his mechanic friend. After quite a furious fucking these two shoot great loads. Talk about checking your fluids!

Michael Brandon and his ten-inch (at least!) cock tune more than just Gunn’s baby grand. While this scene is pretty vanilla compared to the first, Brandon is quite a find.

Next is the obligatory bathroom scene starring adorable chickens Jacob Ambers and Lee Hassalo. Hassalo sizes up Ambers flaccid flog and in no time works it up to the bone it was born to be. These two have a great passion and chemistry that comes across the screen even if they do seem somewhat innocent. Later, hottie Junior and Jason Farr dance and romance at a club. After a bit of bumping and bit of grinding the two retire to some couches to suck and fuck. Making out leads to Junior lapping on Farr’s log. After some sucking, kissing, and nipple play Junior bends over and offers his sweet ass to his newfound friend.

The only down side to this pairing is that Junior functions only as a bottom (his ass is wonderful!) and we don’t really a chance to size up his equipment. Oh well, maybe there will be sequel with a Junior/Brandon pairing. Hmmm... now there's something to ponder!
-Scott Templeton