Review

The tropical paradise of Hawaii once again provides a sun-splashed backdrop for more exquisite jock-on-jock action, and though my briefs are still sticky wet from Drenched Part 1: Soaking It In, I readily creamed with joy over the splashy cock-a-licious shenanigans in Drenched Part 2: Soaked to the Bone.

Touted as the most expensive porno endeavor yet, Falcon’s double-barreled Drenched offers the most stunning production values ever conjured for man porn, and is populated with the creamiest of the porn-stud crop.

Up first, Falcon Exclusive Bobby Williams (who’s got a sexy Nick Stahl thing going on) espies darkly hunky and deliciously uncut studfuck Filippo Romano pleasuring himself in an outdoor shower. They set a bonfire with a voracious round of outdoor cock swallowing, rim chewing and hole probing. Filippo’s creamy hands-free spurt during their climactic mutual stroke-off makes up for the lack of buggery here.

Over by the jagged shoreline, Carlos Morales and Fernando Montana encounter each other on the lava rocks and start stroking and sucking each others’ big thick fuck sticks. Fernando eats Carlos’ hole under the blazing sun, then plows his starved booty right there on the rocks.

Matthew Rush pops up next on a beach towel, soaking up the sun and tugging on his pud. Falcon Exclusive Tyler Gunn sidles up, whips out his own stiffening staff and drops to stroke and suck Matthew’s thick bone, by now fully erect. After some rim slurping, Tyler takes a variety of positions sitting down on Matthew’s cock, at one point prying apart his own invaded ass cheeks to more generously provide us with a better view of Matthew’s plunged-in cock.

Adorable surfer boy Trent Atkins catches handsome Chase Hunter’s eye, and we’re instantly transported back to Chase’s boudoir, as he’s peeling off Trent’s stylish wetsuit. Nipple play and face sucking lead to pit licking and crotch sniffing. But all of this is a mere prelude to Chase’s finger prodding and tongue-poking of Trent’s precious pink-eye. By the time Trent cock-swallows Chase’s rigid manly tool, both studs are sweaty as pigs.

More sweat drips: After munching out on Chase’s hole, Trent spreads wide his legs and takes the powerful lunge of Chase’s thick fuck rod. Chase, by the bye, has the firm bubble buttocks of a 21-year-old muscle jock, so cheers to you and your fabulous booty, Mister Hunter!

A serene tropical cove is the setting for our next tryst, between frosted blonde sexpot (and Falcon Exclusive) Josh Weston and tall, lean and sculpted studfuck Alex LeMonde (who, Jackass fans might be aroused to learn, is a spot-on ringer for Johnny Knoxville).

After some frolicking between Josh and Alex under the waterfalls, we cut abruptly to brooding hottie Zackary Pierce stroking his longfellow on a patio chair. Latino hunk (and Falcon Exclusive) Vince Ditonno approaches and stoops to suck it. Then we spy blonde jock Cade Devlin through the screen door, jerking his crank while spying Vince and Zackary making out and blowing each other. He joins in by lowering his ass over Vince’s face, all the easier for Vince to offer Cade a rim chew while getting blown by Zackary.

Josh and Alex approach and presto! - we’ve got a simmering five-man orgy complete with three-finger heinie-poking, deep-shaft cock gagging and good old-fashioned ass-marauding. The climactic group cum gush leaves lucky Vince simply soaking in semen.

Suffice it to say, Miss Chi Chi and the folks at Falcon have outdone themselves. To paraphrase one of the many raves for the climactic Lord of the Rings flick, this sumptuous cock tale is poised to be the new gold standard by which all other porn fantasies will be measured. The superfluous production values and tropical locales offer gorgeous scenery - the money spent making these movies is definitely evident in the crisp, superb imagery throughout - yet it’s the dreamy cast of scrumptious jock hotties who provide the sweetest eye candy.

Disc 2 of this double DVD set packs even more penis, with over 20 minutes of extended scenes offering more sucking and slurping and stroking. There’s also another video diary (shot by performer-turned-videographer Colby Taylor) of unscripted interviews, fluffing sessions, photo shoots, location scouts and spontaneous cast-and-crew shenanigans, which in their own unrehearsed way provide for a more casually revealing peek into the making of a porno flick - not to mention the comradery amongst the cast and crew - than most behind-the-fucking production documentaries ever quite manage.
-Beef Stroganoff

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