Review

DreamBoy presents lots of cute Brit twinks with thick accents and even thicker cockers in DreamBoy - the first in a series of creamy "Boy" flicks. Cutie patootie Danny (Ryan Morgan) recounts the sordid adventures of his wild summer vacation to his flat-mate.

We get a good first impression of how Danny handles himself in the sack, from random Internet camera stroking to finally loosing his virginity to Max (Ben Slater), a cheeky thick-cock’d Brit-jock who delivers Danny a splattery load right in the kisser.

From London the boys high-tail it across Europe: By train to Paris, where they hook up with two cute French waiters for a tasty kitchen four-way; on to the Swiss Alps, where they assist a stranded biker with hillside cock-chugging and ass-plugging; on to a private chalet staffed with obedient lovelies; stashed away in a cavernous interrogation room with uniformed officials in need of appeasement; at a storybook-perfect country castle populated with the dreamiest and most cock-lusty Euro-twinks imaginable.

Point-of-fact: Cover twink Antonio Lopez is technically in the movie, but he pops up in a non-sexual role moments before the climactic cliffhanging fade-out; we get to see him in action in DreamBoy USA. Extras include “Castle Boy” (Ricky Alares) in a solo wank/gush session, “Ryan’s Fluffing” clip and six hardcore trailers.

Technically speaking, DreamBoy is a mixed bag: fetching European location photography and even more fetching boy studs compensate for spottily hasty editing and some dimly-lit videography. There’s not much plot here so acting is minimal, yet these tasty playthings do manage to generate some on-screen charisma - both in their jockey shorts and out.

 -- Beef Stroganoff