Review

Take five beefy furballs, add a healthy dose of smooth guys, and the end result is Catalina Video’s Daddy’s Teenage Turn-On, part of the Generation Gap series. At first I was caught off guard that anyone would specifically market a generation gap as a sexual turn-on. If a guy is hot, regardless of his age, you’d want to bang the lollipop in your mouth for awhile, wouldn’t you? Nonetheless, I was a curious cub.

Like any deeply intellectual porn film, we begin with sparkling (i.e. bad) dialogue on a cell phone between pig daddy Steve Hurley and Italian muscle bear Jack Angelino. Jack is cruising online for some fresh boy meat; Steve is just taking a lovely drive through his Palm Spring neighborhood. Steve eyes pretty, Latin boy Danny Lopez at the bus stop and faster than you can say “get the dipilatory,” the two head back to the house for a raunchy cock sucking and butt rumping good time, all to the verbal strains of “Good boy” and “Fuck me Daddy.” Of course there are two guys painting Steve’s living room (a lovely mint green color) while he’s boinking the baby upstairs.

Angular, hairy Lance Hancock and too-thin Rico Suave hear the moans and groans while sporting strange transparent jumpsuits (reminding me of government issued germ warfare spacesuits). The horned up duo wait till Steve leaves before they repaint the room with their daddy/boy loads.

Quick edit to baby faced Steve Waye walking down a street where he passes a car and finds bearded bear Zach Falconer busy groping his bear “stick shift.” “Wanna help me take care of this?” he asks while making his eyes bulge out in a scary and funny way (okay, the acting is pretty non-existent here). Soon we are in Zach’s apartment and the Generation Gap poster children are sucking each other’s dicks until Daddy Zach mounts our smooth cub and does a little cave exploring with his huge schlong, until loads are shot all over the furniture. (Note to set designer: Plastic covers work!)

Meanwhile, Steve’s boymate Sloan Christian is doing some oral exploring through a bear forest named Clint Taylor. Laying on a rather cold looking linoleum floor, the dynamic duo suck on each other silly until bear and boy load become one. The final vignette features muscle bear Jack, whose teenaged trick (Anthony Holloway) finally shows up. They do the usual kissing and cock sucking exchange, but in a refreshing change of pace, Jack is the wide receiver for boy’s huge meat stick. Touchdown, baby!

Visually, Daddy’s Teenage Turn-On doesn’t try anything new. Basic shots of cocks in mouth, tongues on asses, and standard penetration scenes are filmed with no creative flourishes. What does make the sex scenes hot is all the verbal play that exists, making one’s cremaster (it’s a muscle that yanks your balls up) work overtime. If the idea of fur rubbing up against smooth skin rocks your boat, then you’ll certainly appreciate these bears frolicking with young boys. (I think all my exes look like these daddy bears.)

Daddy's Teenage Turn-On is great for when you can’t decide whether you want chicken or aged beef and you want a taste of both. Like a Surf and Turf platter!

 -- Cubby Britches