Review

This classic Al Parker pre-condom flick finally rears its furry, unsheathed head on DVD.

There’s zero plot, and the chintzy flea-market production values are a hoot, but if you hearken for the good old days when Wendy Carlos had a dick and latex was used primarily for breeder birth control, you’ll be diggin’ this (mostly) bareback romp. Okay, perhaps this flick isn’t quite a relic of the early ’70s, but rather a footnote from the mid-’80s. Precise date of production is unknown, as there’s no such information listed on the box or in the movie.

Highlights include an opening “interview” that turns into a kinky wrists-restrained, laces-for-cock-rings, paddles-for-spanked-cheeks affair, eventually leading up to a versatile condomless fuck.

A full-body massage session prompts a round of gaggy, face-fucking blowjobs and another latex-less anal intrusion. Don’t miss the extreme close-up of a tightly clenched pink bunghole as it gets spritzed by a spray of gushed goo.

Afterwards, a grizzled Tom Berenger lookalike dressed in full trucker gear (mirrored sunglasses, ballcap, white wife-beater) gets his plump dangler slurped on by the suctioning gulp of a milky smooth bottom boy. Berenger straps on a condom that’s probably too tight, as evidence by his inability to maintain an erection while he subsequently pounds the bottom’s caboose.

A brief scene with Al Parker follows, in which he testicle-fucks a bearded scruff daddy. Yowch!

Lastly, a smooth bleach-blonde surfer type orally satisfies yet another hairy big dick’d daddy, then fucks the bearded bottom on the flatbed of his pick-up truck. Hang ten, dude!

All of this is scored with the usual sampling of generic syntho-porn musak, and the inferior image quality makes even this remastered DVD look like a VHS dub job.

Apparently, fans have been clamoring a long time for this DVD release. Surely they’ll be elated. Others weaned on sleeker modern-day porn productions are duly warned
to lower - nay, abandon - any expectations.
-Beef Stroganoff