Review

“You’ve got to be fuckin’ kidding!” was my immediate response when toy editor Randy Siempre presented me with not one, but two, gargantuan star cocks: the D.O. Signature Cock and the smaller in length but just as thick Jesse Santana Signature Cock. TLA’s resident bottom tells me he is too busy to review these two and handed them off to me, a guy who usually reviews cock-pleasing toys (strokers, cock rings, lubes) and who has only occasionally ventured into the world of anal. But being the good TLA soldier, I threw these monsters in my backpack and knew I had a strenuous night ahead!

Figuring to loosen up with Jesse before I tackled D.O., I unwrapped this Raging Stallion Studios star’s intense cock. First thing I noticed was the head – super big and very realistic. The shaft is really smooth and, with the head, offers 6 very thick inches of insertable cock. The quality is very high – it offers a firm squeezablility (essential for entry!), nicely painted beige shaft and his head a muted pink/red. You also get a half set of balls – actually just the top of the balls, a let-down. I used the suction cup against my head board and with like five bucks of Spunk Lube Pure Silicone, I gentle backed up! Wow – intense. And after I absorbed all 6 inches (they advertise it as 8.5 inches but I only count how much gets inside) I had a filling feeling, but because it is pliable, I had no problems. And after getting used to it, moved around quite a bit.

Now D.O.’s cock was an entirely different story – ridiculously thick, with a fleshy curved shaft and a head that was quite similar to Jesse’s. This was one huge power penis. I actually did not cum when testing Jesse (if I did, there would be no way I’d try out D.O.) so I plopped it on my headboard, lubed the cock and ever so gently let it invade my lubed, nearly virgin ass. While only 2 insertable inches bigger than Jesse, this cock felt totally different – its thickness, the fleshy ridges on his shaft and his pronounced curve made for a slow (I’m sorry) and painful entry. Mom didn't raise a quitter, so I didn’t stop until all 8 inches were inside. Now, while not my favorite act, I’ve been fucked in the past but have never been so anally brutalized as when I had D.O. in me. Wow. But it was actually too much and I could not cum, sorry Randy. So in conclusion, both cocks are well made and realistic with enough give-and-take to be able to insert without too much difficulty. Ratings-wise: The Jesse Cock: for intermediate bottoms and D.O.: exclusively for the advanced. Raging Stallion is not (or is) fucking around.

 -- Jack Frequenton