Review

If Michelangelo was alive today and working in the sex toy business, the Cyberskin Virtual Boyfriend may well be one of his masterpieces. But before you plunk your money down for this toy, let me clarify the word “masterpiece”: it is a masterpiece of style and design, not really one of functionality. Let’s discuss.

Opening the package, I was amazed at its beauty – the bold chest, the sexy six-pack, two bitable nipples, the cute dick (and even cuter low-hanging set of balls), the sensuously curved back and the oh-so fuckable bubble butt. If David was a fanatical gym rat, he’d look like this hunk. The toy is pretty heavy (workout your dick and biceps at the same time?) and about 8’ long (from balls to chopped off head). It is made of CyberSkin so it is soft to the touch but strangely oily to the touch – I left it on a piece of paper and in a few minutes, it was oil-stained.

Despite its impressive looking characteristics, how is it as a masturbator? I am of two minds to that answer. I greased the hunk’s tight ass up and my hard-on as well and plunged into his puckered hole. Man, it felt great. There are ridges inside to give some added stimulation and a hole at the top of his neck (to both clean and if you hold it, create suction.) I gripped his torso and pounded away – and when not looking at my DVD porn – I checked out the toy’s torso, especially his mini-dick and balls – a strange turn-on. I then twisted him around for a proper anal fuck. Aided by the CyberSkin interior I came pretty intensely.

But would I use it again? I am not sure. Why? The weight (too heavy), the grip (a little uncomfortable), the oil (I guess it goes away but it does leak a bit of oily residue) and the look (initially fun, but it is a little much for daily masturbation!). My dick had no complaints, then again, I could jerk off with a few slices of baloney and my dick would enjoy it (no, we do not sell luncheon meats, yet). And then there is the dreaded, “What the fuck is this?” when mom opens my drawer and see this mini-hunk. What I would really like to do with it, is push a stick up his butt and proudly display his torso in my living room – great sculpture for all to admire and if I do get horny, he’ll only be a table away!

 -- Randy Siempre