Review

Take a taste of the wild side with this jism jiggling double-feature entry. These all-amateur gulp-fests should please all of you out there with a hankering for man cream. And there's lots of it lobbed here; be sure and have a HandiWipe ready for clean-up.

With apologies to Mary Tyler Moore, these guys got spunk - so you better not hate spunk.

But then what gay man in his right mind would ever hate spunk? Or cream or jism or dick drink or instant protein mix or whatever else you want to call that magic elixir we commonly call cum? Certainly not the men behind the San Francisco Fetish Factory and its Factory Video Productions label. The Factory is run by deliciously depraved men who make amateur videos - intended mostly for Internet streaming rather than sales - with decent production values and indecent men.

Be forewarned: if “cream” really were cream, these guys would have four-digit cholesterol levels. Sometimes they give each other facials and lick each other clean; other times they save themselves the trouble and aim directly into each other’s open mouths. The sight may make you gulp in more ways than one.

Initially, the idea of a bunch of cum shots spliced together doesn’t sound too appealing except for those most dedicated cream queens. Sure, it’s the literal and figurative climax of any scene, but most of the fun of porn is watching men do the things that make them cum in the first place. The other potential problem is that the scenes shift so quickly that you can never really get into it by focusing on a particular performer or activity that strikes your fancy and stiffens your wood.

The Cum Suckers films have come up with neat solutions for those problems, making it surprisingly satisfying. First, each mini-scene shows enough actual sex leading to the “money shot” that you can see just what produces the payoff. And you do see everything: like most amateur videos, the camera floats around quite a bit, but unlike most amateur videos, the lighting is good, the focus is clear, and the camera goes all the way in, giving you the perfect close-up of mouths inhaling cocks, cocks invading holes, and cocks exploding cum.

There are as many ways for a man to achieve orgasm as there are ways to drive him to it, and you see them all here: dribblers and drainers, geysers and gushers, shooters and spurters. It’s fascinating to sit back and watch this, assuming you don’t have your hands full with your own milking machine. The only constant are the cocks themselves - they are all uniformly gorgeous.

So if you have a taste for human mayonnaise,
this collection will Miracle-whip you into a frenzy!
-Jameson Rodgers