Review

Kristen Bjorn’s talents never cease to amaze! Crossroads of Desire is two hours of non-stop sizzle-beach power-fucking, volcanic versatility and hands-free money-shots featuring a United Nations of sex-crazed hunks. Oh wait, you still want a review? Oh. OK.

Remember when Bjorn movies used to have stories? So do I, but here he’s back to his roots and grabbed sixteen world-wide muscle gods and pushed them into five group-sex vignettes. With the eyecandy on show here, you won’t care about plot! It takes Bjorn days to film each scene, but when you see the guys in action, presented in the most glorious, crystal-clear close-ups you’ll have ever witnessed, you realize that his anal attention to detail pays off.

Welcome back to Kokomo, that fabled beach paradise that exists only in Beach Boys songs and movies of this genre. As we open on this tropical paradise coverstar Montero wanders the cliff-face, exploring a ruined Mayan temple where South American studs Villanueva and Moreno decide to make him their sex sacrifice. The shy stud quickly falls for their seduction, having Montero suck his uncut meat whilst muscular Villanueva eats out his ass. He’s soon on his knees, and after delivering the first cumshot of the movie pretty soon the two studs are writhing with pleasure.

Once everyone has popped their first load it’s back to the hotel where older Moreno is spitroasted, riding Villanueva whilst working on Montero’s mouthful (delivering popshot #4 in the process). When the two tops trade places, Villanueva can’t hold in his joy (#5) bending over not-long-afterwards to take Moreno’s cock (#6) whilst sucking Montero to climax #7.

I’ve heard about roaming streetgangs forcing their sexual attentions of innocent tourists, well, here it’s presented on screen for the first time (in Pornovision, no less). But when the vacationing stud is none other than Petrovich (gracing the cover of Bjorn’s excellent Dreamers: An Erotic Journey) and the three streetstuds are so hot, I doubt anyone’s gonna yell rape! The blonde musclegod has his blue singlet torn from his body, then has his uncut genitals sucked by Peligro and his ass eaten by Oliveira whilst Andrades sticks his tongue down his throat. (I doubt you’d be filing a police complaint either!)

Petrovich’s cork-popper (#8) means it’s time for the three dark studs to sow their oats. (Where are the subtitles when we need them - Oliveira’s spunky dirty talk sounds amazing!) The visitor is on his knees worshipping every meat-puppet that is offered up, getting the studs groaning their affection (and producing pop-shots number #9, #10 and #11 all over the camera lens in the process).

Once indoors the never-ending sexual joy heats up with Petrovich and Andrades having their hot assholes eaten (#12 and #13) which are then filled by Oliviera and Peligro’s tools (#14 - which Oliveira licks off Petrovich’s boiling buttcheeks). Finally the stud is taken to the sun-deck, having his soft-furry body pummeled by Peligro, as he sucks Oliviera (#15) and shoots again (#16) splattering it over his six-pack as Andrades covers his muscular pecs with his own offering (#17).

What vitamins to these boys take? Raw eggs?

Across town Santeiro struts down the street, attracting both the attentions of Decker and barrel-chested Jimenez (plus loads of curious peasant ladies). Santeiro leads them someplace private where Decker drops to worship his python, Jimenez discovering there’s enough meat for both to feast on (#18). This hot trio gets ever hotter when they spitroast strawberry blonde American Decker (#19) who struggles to keep wood when paired against such sizzling Latinos (#20 – Santeiro, who eats his own). A good old fashioned Bjorn “everyone eats out everyone, then dissolve to everyone sucking everyone but in a different location” follows (#21, #22 and #23) before Decker is spitroasted once again (insatiable skank!) that sees #24, #25 and dodgy looking #26 explode across the already overheated screen.

Still two more scenes to go, and I promised myself this wasn’t gonna be a long review! So I’m gonna make this bit as short as possible. Here goes. Say this in one breath...

Andros (The Isle of Men) picks up Andrades (from scene two) and gorgeous Valenti, sucking them both (#27, #28 and #29) before fucking Andrades (#30, #31 and Andros’ eat your own #32) before having his own hole explored (#33) by Valenti (#34), Andros’ cock staying rock-hard throughout his oral exploration of Andrades’ meat (#35). Phew!

The fabulous finale (can we make it up to fifty?) sees flirtatious Marcostudio model Vidal entice Ferrero and Duranza into a cock-sucking combo (#36) that is crashed by gorgeous Viera, who invites all three back to his pad. Vidal instantly rubbers up, impaling Duranza, who looks great as he rides those intense inches (#37 and #38) whilst the others watch and jerk off (#39 and explosive #40).

There’s still twenty minutes to go, and it’s still locomotion-motion as Duranza has his hole eaten by all three before being spitroasted by Vidal and Viera (#41, #42, #43 and Viera’s “don’t let that protein go to waste” #44). The bedroom-based closing (#45 and #46) sees an amazing double penetration of Ferrero by Vidal and Duranza, whilst Viera gives the brave bottom boy a bone he can’t wait to gnaw on. We end with the gushing of #47 and #48; our fun is ruined by the closing credits. Has it really been two hours? Time flies!

So there you have it - forty-eight emotion-lotion expulsions that will only be matched by your own outbursts. And you know what, I had to watch it fifteen times to double-check the semen-count! That’s my excuse... what’ll yours be?

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo