Review

There was a time long ago (about three years) when buying a Fleshjack was a simple decision. You had an All-American Jack (mouth) and Classic Jack Ass (which is, uh... an ass). That was it. What more did you want? Because Fleshjack (and their heterosexual cousins, Fleshlight) revolutionized jerking off with their amazing sweet, real-life masturbator/strokers. I mean, compared to the others on the market, the Fleshjacks were in a league of their own. The soft material envelops your cock, the top mouth or butt was invitingly real – it was the iPod of sex toys. But Americans crave choices so Fleshjack has gotten into the act with jerkers modeled after stars, variations of their classics, their lower priced sex-in-a-can models and this one, a seasonal novelty lower-end masturbator.

Now I don’t want to discourage anyone from the eye-rolling, mouth-watering, cum-dripping pleasures of a Fleshjack, but unless you have a thing for vampires, I’d probably buy one of their other models - either their high end ones, or their mid-range ones which this one is part of. While it is marketed as having "Vampire Fang inner canal texture not found on any other Fleshjacks," I think jerking off is relatively serious, and looking at a fanged vampire engulfing my precious hard-on is not something I’d like to do most mornings. When I did try it out, I found it to be just like the other Fleshjacks - incredibly, amazingly sensual, something that seemed to have been made for my dick. So as a gag gift or a seasonal novelty buy, this one is fine, but my Count Cockula will be gathering dust after my test drive, while my Jack's Gape Soda will be getting an almost-daily work out.

 -- Randy Siempre

Usage instructions:
Warm your Fleshjack insert by soaking it in a sink/tub filled with warm water. (Note: Do not boil or microwave the insert.) Shake off the water and replace the insert in the Fleshjack case, adjust the tightness of the cap at the bottom to vary the suction of the insert, and finish by applying a liberal amount of lubricant (water-based only, as oil-based lubes will slowly destroy the insert over time) to the Fleshjack and yourself. The Fleshjack is now ready for use.

Cleaning instructions:
Simply rinse your Fleshjack insert with warm water and allow time for both to dry before storing. Do not use soap to clean your insert. For tough cleaning, the makers suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain its soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the insert and shake off the excess powder. The makers do not recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. Shake out as much water as possible and place the insert in a well ventilated area, like near a window or next to a fan. For quick drying, slide a thin lint-free cloth/towel through it from one end to the other. When you return it to the case, leave the end caps loose so that air can continue to circulate.

With proper usage your Fleshjack will give you a lifetime of enjoyment!