Review

A sex toy only a sexually sadistic New York City cop could love! Well, there might be a few others who may enjoy this smooth-to-the-touch, brutal-to-your-ass probe.

For today’s modern, anally-inquisitive gay guy there are a vast variety of toys to either tickle your prostate or simply ram your ass. But what makes the Colt Prowler different is that it is a throwback to the simpler times when a man had an anal itch to scratch any broom handle would do.

Don’t get me wrong – there is nothing wrong with the Prowler – it is attractive in its shiny black plastic, the handle is well-designed and its multi-speed throbbing action (put to life with three AA sized batteries not included) all contribute to make it a fine anal device. But it is unforgiving!

It is neither soft nor bendable – when this fucker goes in, you better be ready for some serious anal abuse. Now, I chickened out and tried using it alone (sorry, but I don’t trust any of my friends with it – I’d be afraid they take all their aggressions out on me and I wouldn’t be able to sit for a week) so with gobs of lube I inserted it… and it felt surprisingly pleasant since it is so smooth and not exceptionally thick. But when I turned on the vibrations and began a little thrusting, my whole body was brutally stimulated. I furiously jerked off while thrusting it about (If I only was born with three hands...) – boy – it was a work out.

Verdict: For serious anal enthusiasts only – less seasoned or those who don’t want their insides taking a beating, may want a different kind of toy. But if you want to relive those student days when you found yourself drunk and horny in a seedy men’s room with only your wanting ass and a threatening Billy club to get you off, then buy it – at least for the memories.

 -- Randy Siempre