Review

Simply stated, the Colt Expandable Butt Plug is a tube-shaped plug with a red pressure bulb for quickly inflating the plug for internal sensations and eye opening excitement. According to the packaging, this is "sold as a novelty" and the bulb can be detached as "as easy purge valve," it's "two in one" and "you can't go wrong with this device." Translation: Get one of these and you're ready to party and be the center of attention! Made for those who love a traditional blast of excitement and that feeling of "being kept on your toes," this toy is for every one of your moods - be it "badass trainer," "doctor makes a house call," or simply "Dad gets the required attention."

Example: I use this on my "visitors" and "patients" all the time. This device has that soft, pliable, latex expandable butt plug, easy insertion size, and is manageable for amateur adventurists to consume. Yet when pumped up via its bright red pressure bulb, it can make any of those pro anal-canal travelers squirm with intense delight. I tell all my patients, "Even if you don't know what to expect upon the first intrusion, you'll fall madly in love with my powerhouse invasions as I pump you up for those much needed and wanted butt-adventures.

After the next few pumps on that comfortable, hand-held pressure bulb (and those cries of "I can't take any more, Sir") your medical office or dungeon will ring with the screams of "Climb Every Mountain" before the physical exam is over.

This Colt Gear toy is so much fun that I'm thinking of applying it to myself before attending the next opera performance. Yes, the Colt Expandable Butt Plug is easy to clean, easy to use and always fun in any crowd (well, most) and because of that it receives my highest award and vote.

 -- Dr. Hymie Hummingay