Review

Big muscles. Some big pee-pees, and some average pee-pees. That pretty much sums up this highly mediocre Chad-fest. Though most of the action takes place in a gym, there’s very little in the way of men actually pumping iron or engaging in muscle worship.

Chad’s Back is basically a traditional porn in a gym setting. Size queens should avoid this one like the plague - whether it’s the dwarfing effect of all those acres of muscle or sheer coincidence, there’s barely an average-sized dingle in the whole film (with the glaring exception of Caldwell). The performances also fall short.

The action is mostly lukewarm, except for the scintillating scene between Conners and Caldwell, where Caldwell slams his nicely gargantuan gland into the hole between Conners' rigid glutes 'till Conners whinnies with delight.

Other highlights include a threesome between Conners and gym rats Paul Carrigan and Peter Wilder, and a scene where a dildo nearly slips into Conners guy-gash during a brief flirtation with narcissism.

If you harbor a Chad fixation, you’ll find blood rushing to fill the spongy caverns within your tool. If not, you’re more likely to experience the dreaded "floppy doodle" syndrome.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell