Review

Another in the seemingly endless string of "Hey, this "Don't Ask; Don't Tell" policy is fucked up!" military themed film, it does have a few things going for it.

Caught in the Military opens with goateed Paul Morgan and Kurt Stefano (in a non-sexual role) trying to figure out who is letting it be known that the soldiers are using their R&R for rimming and rectal plunging. What follows are a series of flashbacks on what the boys really did on their R&R. Paul becomes a "drill sergeant" for the enthusiastic Michael Vista, culminating in one of his supersquirt cum shots (ignore the stupid one-liners). Newcomer Greg Rockwell does a nice job of plugging the expressionless Drew Peters (in a blow-up doll performance).

The video concludes with the anaconda-dicked Antonio giving a ferocious pounding to the (unfortunately) limp, acorn-size dicked Brad Whitewood. When their lieutenant walks in and demands they "name names" or go to the brig, the vid ends with a "To be continued..."

Worth a look for Rockwell's debut and a glimpse at Antonio's bandera, but you've seen it all before, and mostly done better.
-Keeneye Reeves