Review

Mega-hunks of beef make way for all landlubbers in this surprisingly satisfying fucktale, shot completely aboard a boat. The terrific cast and videography add to the hotness of it all, too.

Tyger Films was a division of Fox Studio and Sierra Pacific, and truth be told, probably my favorite division - mainly because they hired Tim Barnett so often. Be still my beating loins. Too bad he was - well, allegedly anyway - such a shit in real life, and ended up passing away. (If you don't know, Google him to find out what I'm referring to.) Anyway, Captain Stud is set completely aboard a moving yacht.

Now, before you go making any sea-sickness jokes, just know that the cumshots here are thick and juicy, Donnie R. proves himself once again to be a master of filthy talk and even filthier action, hubba-hubba Tim has a wild and intense phone get-off session, and every scene works on it's own accord; flimsy string-of-a-plot be damned.

If you like 'em beefy, hung and rutting about in a locale different from a West Hollywood bedroom, this is worth dropping anchor for.

 -- Keeneye Reeves