Review

Quel scandale! The horny cadets at an elite military academy are a bit tense these days. One of their fellow cadets has recently been busted for sexual deviancy and an honor board has convened to determine his fate and, should he name names, the fates of his fellow cumsuckers.

Buff bodies and large veiny cocks abound as the frisky soldiery relieve each others’ tensions by any means necessary: orally, with voracious deep-throating prowess; and anally, with the rigor of an ass-cramming locomotive.

Highlights include a standing fuck against a parked jeep; beef daddy Mark Slade’s immense tool (which gets shoved tightly into the vice-clenching ass of not one but two hot young hunks); and a scintillating outdoor romp during which flaming homo Brenden Keith proves to "straight" dude John Eric that only a guy can truly satisfy another guy. (Wouldn’t you know it: before long, so-called hetero-hunk John is gleefully slurping on the moaning nelly’s noodle!)

Special features on the DVD include a photo gallery, a blooper reel and a sampling of trailers. Production aspects are solid but the dialogue and acting are equally preposterous.

Yet with this many plump wieners flailing, flopping and thrusting about, your trouser soldier will be standing firmly at attention.
-Beef Stroganoff