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Bros on Bikes

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Synopsis

Two gay bikers unearth a mysterious artifact while performing an archaeological dig at a remote river. A peculiar disc jockey living in the same town with a fancy of the supernatural and conjuring spirits. Whether it be the strange artifact or the work of the disc jockey, the town of Mayor's Cove now has a strange albino black drifter from the Voodoo Dolls motorcycle gang wreaking havoc on the Krackers gang. Chock full of senseless violence, homosexuality and voodoo, Bros on Bikes is unlike any motion picture of its genre! As Ian Little of Cryptic Cinema stated "It's an anti-achievement of the highest order."

3 Reasons To buy this film

Bros on Bikes is guaranteed to make you feel as though you're watching home videos put together by escaped mental patients.
If you're ever having a really bad acid trip and you want to make it even worse, this is the movie for you.
Charles E. Cullen, the director, is a self-proclaimed chicken farmer, qualified engineer, explosives handler, occasional cross-dresser, b-filmmaker, painter and musician. He's a jack-of-all-trades - though we sincerely hope that his skills as a chicken farmer beat his ability to make a coherent movie.

Review

Bros on Bikes is an ultra-low-budget biker/voodoo/action/horror/cult/grindhouse throwback - and it's absolutely terrible in every way imaginable. The plot is difficult to follow, but I have ascertained that it involves two violent gay bikers who dabble in archaeology, an albino voodoo priest and a villainous radio DJ who refuses to accept "bikers, gays or coloreds." Sadly, that is all I can tell you. I'm not avoiding spoilers... I simply have no clue how or why things happen in this movie. I can say, for sure, that it features some of the strangest simulated gay sex scenes you'll ever see - involving shadow puppets, giant dildos and deep-throated balloons.

Less a "film" than an endurance test, this deranged home movie from cult director Charles E. Cullen is 177 AGONIZING MINUTES LONG! Most of those minutes are spent filming awkward silences or amateur green screen renditions of '70s acid freak-outs. You may find yourself on the edge of your seat, but it will be in preparation to leave the room.

-- Robert O'Neill

Product Format Information

DVD : $14.99

Availability: In stock and ready to ship
Region Code: 1
UPC: 760137001690
Catalog #: DV3339722

Studio : MVD Entertainment Group

Languages: English Stereo (Primary)

Keywords

Action, Comedy, Gay Male, Gay/Lesbian, Homophobia/Negative Portrayal, Leather, Religion/Spirituality, Sexuality: Gay Male

Genres

Action/Adventure, Comedy, Late Night/Cult

Customer Reviews

Why do they call you saltine?

jpw wrote on 03/22/2012:

Homosexuality, drugs and alcohol, biker trash, wayward sex-girls, black voodoo, senseless violence, and rated X. Did I leave anything out? It's got it all in a 3 hour original presentation unlike any motion picture you've ever seen from Cullen Films International.

Great big Pile of ****

wilmbear wrote on 03/14/2012:

this has to be one of if not the worst piece of cinematic trash I has ever been my mispleasure to view, who do I sue to get the hour and a half of my life back that I lost(wasted) watching this monumental stinking pile of ****. DO NOT BUY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES back away from this page as fast as possible. Acting non-exsistant untrained pigs could have given better performances, this movie makes heavens gate seem like gone with the wind. If there is a just and merciful god every copy and negative of this film will be distroyed beyond recognition and re-use.