Review

If you fancy lads from over the pond, join hot twenty-something Mikhail as he invites you into his room for an erotic session with him and his mates. You sure don’t have to worry about this British meat being unhealthy!

The video starts off like a (very) amateur documentary, with Mikhail being interviewed as he walks down the street. He’s a cute, plucky chap with a smooth shaved head and a thin muscled body. Back at his flat, Mikhail follows the unseen cameraman’s instructions to sit and pose while fondling his growing cock. It’s quite a show, until the camera zooms in a little too close to a very dirty asshole. Do we really need to see this? Make-up!

Soon Matthew, another sweet British truffle with just a touch more hair on his head, shows up to help Mikhail demonstrate the love that dare not speak its name. The camera work is really clunky with lots of shaky angles and slow crotch zooms, but you’ll soon forget about it if you just let your eyes feast on these two horny lads.

Jamison is another slice of British manhood in the video, and a title card informs us that he has a cock that is quite huge and bent like a teapot spout. As we say here in England, "More tea, vicar?" (Oh, yes please!) Jamison also has a shaved head and jerks his little teapot off while wearing fingerless leather motorcycle gloves. Jamison’s pale body and wispy patch of chest hair are cute as shepard’s pie.

There’s also Roger, a bit of tender British poultry, with floppy blond hair and a hairless body. He does a solo for the camera, including a steamy shower scene, that leaves him and us panting. More cream, vicar?

Once again, this looks like somebody’s home video (who’s still trying to figure out how to work a tripod), but we’re not here for the production values. Tight editing no, tight asses yes. You just have to have your priorities straight. If you can look past the amateurish quality, there's a lot of juicy action here that would make a proper British man blush under his bowler.