Review

What more can I say about Brazilian Beef other than it is one of the more erotic and satisfying videos I've seen in recent memory. It’s filled to the brink with beautiful and exotic men, stunning outdoor locations, and pulsating sex. Each individual scene is vibrating with extreme sexual energy, and each features different scenarios of sensual surrealism.

Opening with a playful encounter between a pizza delivery man and a horny hotel guest, and closing with a couple of dark n’ hairy ass-grinders, Brazilian Beef is a near-masterful bit of porno that seems to know exactly what a porno is all about: Muscular butts, shaven and unshaven orifices, stars who can handle their equipment, good direction, and magnificent cumshots.

I’m not one to praise too easily, but I was vastly impressed with Brazilian Beef. Two scenes stand out as classics: A hunky and stalky gardener gets screwed in the forest by a woodsman; and the finale between two hairy studs as they maneuver their way to jizz glory.

Abrasive musical score notwithstanding, Brazilian Beef is one of those rare videos that will be hanging out in your player for a while; it’s professional, sexy, sticky, and masterful.

 -- Jack Rabbit