Review

Anyone who thinks gay men are a bunch of sissies should check out this study in maximum testosterone overdrive. Boner! Man's Best Friend brings together some of the butchest brutes in the porn world for some hardcore manly-man action. It's hot, sweaty mens as far as the eye can see when these hairy hunks get down to business. The film presents the perfect blend of passion and sleaze; the cast seems so comfortable working together you'll feel like a peeping tom watching sets of lovers going at it.

Fans of pulsating pecs, bulging biceps and facial and body hair will have to take a leave of absence from work to make time for all the self-abuse that will surely take place after viewing this one. Highlights include Hunter and Coulter putting on the leather for some toe-sucking, ass-reaming fun. Another special moment occurs when massive Roberts force-feeds Gear a fistful of his own steaming boy-batter. Harper goes to the mat twice, once with swarthy Vaccaro and again with Masterson, who has the good sense to tongue-bathe Harper after covering him with schlong-shellac.

No story or annoying effects, just men all going at it with the usual Titan gusto and the results are ball-wrenching. For the man who appreciates premium porn, Boner! is a must.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell