Review

Master voyeur Blade Thompson takes his camera down to the shimmering sands and swaying palms of SoBe. What follows is an (allegedly) unrehearsed series of sexual unions between camera-friendly beach bunnies. The shining star of the entire film is Mr. Pierce, whose boyish (yet not twinky) blonde good looks and polar ice cap-melting smile are featured in two scenes. Never mind that he refers to himself as "Mike" in the first scene but then switches to "Zak" later on in the film.

Anyway, Zak sets out on his rollerblades to find someone to briefly mate with. He ends up with Jennings, a skinny though wiry bleached blonde with a penis for days. This is the film’s hottest scene, because the heat between the two is palpable and Jennings really knows what to do when faced with a pulsating piece. After Jennings slams Pierce, the fuckee announces that it was his first time taking it up the poophole. I don’t know if I believe that, but it’s a nice touch.

Next, we meet Cox, a towheaded 20 year-old who looks about 16. He ends up shagging Bailey, a spiky-haired brunette, in the back room of a video store. After some moderately titillating fellatio, Cox slips Bailey his sizeable schvantz. This scene is decent, but it lacks the heat of the first scene.

After that, it's back to uber-cutie Pierce, who's sent to the beach to hunt for the rare "Bare Chested Mary" (which migrates to South Florida during the winter months). What he finds is Gino, a thirtyish, moderately furry Italian with a sexy accent and a slightly monkey-ish look. After some gratuitous chit-chat, it's off to the bedroom for some sucking, rimming and fucking. Though the scene is mostly unremarkable and the passion level never goes above medium, it does feature a "foot job", where the ultra-tan Gino diddles Pierce's whacker with his furry toes.

The final scene is another hot one. Madison is sent out to a strip club where he picks up swarthy stripper Brandon. Madison eagerly gobbles down Brandon's chubby piece, before plugging Brandon's piehole with his dingle. The whole scene has a very seedy feel to it that adds to the excitement.

Though it really is hard to believe that these scenes weren’t staged, it’s still fun to imagine that it's all completely unrehearsed, and overall the film is a good effort.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell