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Review

The Black Duke lives up to his name being regal in size and lifelike with throbbing veins and a set of balls. He sits atop a suction cup which in theory sounds very convenient, but where the heck are you supposed to affix this thing? Attached to a wall you're left clamoring for optimum height, attached to the floor, you're asking for permanent knee damage. Last time I checked my mattress would not allow for ample suction.

I gave it a shot regardless and managed to work it for a while until I realized two things:

1. A real penis, while hard, is malleable. Part of the joy of being on top is that, yes, you can bounce up and down on it, but you can also work it to get some sweet clitoral stimulation. Not so with the Duke. He'll bend a little, but he's pretty set in his ways.
2. The throbbing veins, while visually interesting and pleasurable at first, end up feeling like a cheese grater. This could be good for you if you like it rough or are looking to widen your birthing canal.

Overall, if you like it purely vaginal and/or you like it anal you might find ways to love the Duke. I'll stick with my jackrabbit.

 -- Lulu Lickum