Review

Fancy yourself an expert when it comes to anal sex toys? Have you worn out your Rude-Boy, Naughty-Boy and Bad-Boy toys and twitching for something new and bigger and hopefully even better? Well, the guys who run Rocks Off have heard your horny cries and have come out with a new line of prostate and perineum toys... but be warned, they are not for beginners.

For comparison purposes I am combining these three toys – Big-Boy, Butt-Boy and Cheeky-Boy– into one review. And while not patting myself on the back, I believe it takes an anal professional to have survived a night where all three toys plugged my hole. And while I am typing this sitting down, by all accounts, I should be standing! But let’s get to the review:

Packaging: All three toys come in an attractive black box. Easy to store and easy to gift-wrap – if ass-pounding devices are presents you give to your friends and family.

Similarities: All three review models are black (the red models add a little bit of flare to your toy box), curved and flexible and made of Silicone. They are water-proof and have a battery included (just unscrew the end, remove the paper and you are ready to go.) The vibration from the battery is subtle and pleasant. There are more vigorous vibrating anal devices on the market (check out Get a Grip Prostate Massager for a more powerful sensation) but the steady buzz coupled with manual thrusts work just fine!

Differences: Each toy was made to create a different sensation. The Big-Boy is just that – three bulbous knobs or balls are slowly inserted for a full ass pounding, prostate stimulating ride. The Butt-Boy offers a shape not that much different than a miniature Christmas tree – when this baby went in, I thought, damn, this is stretching my ass out of shape! While the Cheeky-Boy is the least invasive – four small bulbous knobs/balls go in. I actually started with this one since it looked the easiest.

Results: All three delivered intense sensations and hit my now de-sensitized prostate like the persistent clanging of the bells of St. Mary’s. I especially enjoyed the bulbous ones since one feels their journey with each pop and I have to say that the Butt-Boy was quickly uncomfortable (maybe I’m not the ass whore I thought I was). They toys are well-made and effective. Actually I think they are great anal toys – for the experienced guys. Anal virgins or tight-sphinctered amateurs are best to avoid them and begin with Rocks Off's earlier toys.

 -- Jack Frequenton