Review

This Man's World Entertainment title immediately made me think of The Power Puff Girls. I mean, come on - Bi-Nurse Power? Images of nurses with super human strength with strap-on dildos - scary thought indeed. This Czech import is harmless and I have to give credit to these Europeans for performing all sexual acts with a huge smiles on their faces.

We begin with Trio #1 (none of the actors are properly identified, subtitles would have worked wonders on this film). Blond nurse, who is so perpetually cheerful it’s scary and the equally perky brunette nurse bring in a male patient with chic-geek glasses on. He strips down to his black jockstrap and the girls prop his legs up in stirrups, stretch his butthole with a pair of forceps and take a pap smear. Blonde nurse - smiling the whole time - begins to suck four eyes' cock while the brunette smiles enthusiastically. The girls take turns looking happy while performing an oral examination on our gum chewing cutie.

Next shot, our male patient is pounding blonde nurse's kitty while the brunette begins to navigate her "na na." I must mention that both of these nurses are wearing the funkiest platform shoes - this should be bi-nurse fashion power! Next the brunette is getting pounded while she eats out the bubblicious blondie and eventually the girls get into an old fashioned sixty-nine. Magically, dildos appear and our two girls get familiar with the wonder sticks. The brunette slaps on a strap-on while blondie preps four eyes with “happy go lucky” rim job (she's still smiling through all this, that is, when she isn't licking ass). The brunette fucks our male patient with the latex dong and then our patient lifts his legs over his head and shoots quite a creamy load over his face and glasses (Windex please!). The scene ends with the brunette shoving another dildo up the man's butt and fades into the next scene. Hmm…talk about anti-climatic.

Trio #2 has a male doctor examining a cute, shaved headed male patient with a power nurse helping out. The stirrups appear, a pap smear is taken and pretty soon, the examinee is bent over a table, ass exposed. Doc takes his meat thermometer and performs a sexual rectal exam of our cutie. Soon shaved head is licking power nurse's power putang alternating between Doc's stiff member. Doc has himself an oral girl snack before he pounds our accommodating nurse. Cut to another scene, where power nurse rims Doc while cutie pie licks the stick before Doc gives it to his boy toy up the butt again. The ever helpful power nurse spreads the bottom’s cheeks while licking Doc's bum, giving us a nice view of her pretty and pink manicured nails. Dildos make a comeback again and soon Doc is giving it up to shaved boy, latex toy style! Power nurse sucks, Doc is probed, shaved boy is probed, Doc shoots on the floor, and boy cums on his chest. Well, looks like the exam went well for everyone!

Trio #3 (the final scene) has blonde and brunette male patients. Blondie makes the brunette suck his meat, blondie goes for his own taste test before he makes the brunette chew on his wand again. Another power nurse appears and she begins sucking away and soon blondie is riming boy butt in preparation for some bumping. Power nurse can't be ignored and she presents a strap on dildo for brunette to suck. Alas, power nurse is caught in the middle getting a good vagina licking by brunette until the dark haired one gives up his butt to blondie. Then power nurse finds herself getting fucked on her back wearing her strap on (which brunette boy is bouncing up and down on). Are you keeping this straight? You shouldn't because this is Bi-Nurse Power after all! Obviously brunette is the bottom boy and power nurse fucks him missionary style until thoroughly exhausted. She lays down and the two boys drop a "pearl necklace" on power nurse's neck.

The sex scenes are shot well and to say the actors are enthusiastic is an understatement of epic preportions. My main gripe is the soundtrack, which is just one loop of a Euro techno beat played for 87 minutes. I wish we could just hear the moans and groans of our European neighbors instead of bad early 90's techno music. It's the only time when I think a Muzak version of Nirvana's “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is a great idea!

A bisexual free-for-all, Bi-Nurse Power gives us (literally) a taste of European porn. But be warned: turn off the sound or that vicious musical loop will haunt you till orgasm.
-Cubby Britches

 -- Angel Rodriguez