Review

Backdraft Men

Backdraft Men is another in a proud line of Czech-tacular costume epics from High Octane, this time dressed up for an ode to the cornball firefighting drama Backdraft. It's positively throbbing with 14 impossibly tasty, finely physiqued and stunningly hung Euro-studs who all out-"Baldwin" Billy Baldwin by a longshot.

Every scenario, be it a discrete pairing, a throbbing threesome or a rowdy five-man orgy, is simply sumptuous, with hot tight young man flesh demanding your rigid attention. To single out one particular performer or sequence would be a disservice to the aptitude and talent of the others: every boy is juicy hot and packs a big piece of meat equally as juicy; every scenario a sordid, jizz-a-licious peek behind the closed doors of your typical fire house. (I wish.)

Okay, I'll single out one memorably naughty bit: cover boy fuck stud Rick Bauer shoots a manly load inside his condom, while the thick cock it wraps is plowed deep inside Zaid Sebhely's man cooch. Upon withdrawal, Rick empties its globular contents onto Zaid's thigh.

Production values are good but not flawless: aside from the occasional stray shadow on a writhing body, the repetitive zooming in and out and revolving back and forth has a subliminally woozy effect, but overall the imagery is crisp, clearly highlighting the deliciousness of these mouth-watering boy toys. In fact, it's because of the overall yumminess of the cast, as well as extra credit points for their strict adherence to condom usage, that this 3 1/2 star worthy fuck-fest gets a full-blown four stars.

Sound the alarm and get those hoses pumped, because these heavenly, heavily hung hotties will keep your boner blazing 'til the cows come home. No, I don't know what that means. - Beef Stroganoff

Fire Pump

One of the best things to come out of the Old World since Mentos, this white-hot exploration of the Euro libido is an excellent way to spend two hours.

With a couple of exceptions, the cast is aesthetically blessed and their fire hoses are ergonomically designed to hold great amounts of fluid. The thing that really makes this flick a nut-milker is its slightly amateurish feel. Consequently, the action comes off as primal, raw and real (great facial shots). There's a passion and intensity to the action that makes you want to he-bop 'till the cows come home.

A tasty mix of ages and types is another of the film's strengths. The one flaw the film has is that much of the action is shot from behind. It's nice looking at someone's posterior for a little while, but then you want to see what's happening up on the front line.

The climax of Fire Pump is a shank-yanking foursome between four Eurostuds getting busy on a fire engine.

If sex truly is the universal language, then these guys speak beautifully. - T.J. Maxxwell