Review

It was sloppy seconds for Ass Master. Yes, my evening of ass play began with the very enjoyable Anal Twist and after sweating and thrusting to an exhaustive workout, I needed to rest, eat and swig a few drinks before moving on to Anal Twist’s kissing cousin, the Ass Master. I say that because the two ass rammers are quite similar with the Ass Master being two inches shorter, a bit wider and a bit smellier (the rubber gives off a subtle odor) than the Twist. They say in the straight world that the second wife is usually the keeper and if rubber probes are the gay world’s analogy, I have to say I agree.

Now far from sober but back to a horny state, I returned to my favorite porn scene, greased up the Master and began to probe my already happily battered ass. Blame it on youth or my unquenchable desire for sexual excitement (a requirement for my profession), but the Master actually felt better than the Twist, my excitement increased as its width gradually increased as I plunged further and further in. I feverously shot a second time, and then slowly withdrew. With no batteries, fancy colors or odd shapes, the Ass Master is a straight-on anal probe, and maybe that is why it works so well. Don’t fuck with the classics, or in this case, get fucked by the classics.

 -- Marco Finocchio