Review

It finally arrived in my cubicle! The Anal Missionary CyberSkin Stroker – a huge box with a clear plastic view of the toy: two soft cheeks, an inviting ass, a set of bitable balls and a mouthwatering 7” cock. I was about to cancel all my evening plans – this was going to take time in reviewing – when my cheap ass, I mean thrifty, I mean reasonable boss barged in and told me it was a mistake. That it cost too much for me to review it, and that a cum-filled, used-once and repackaged sex toy was not going to fly. Fuck! I really wanted to plow its inviting hole and sit on its thick, very cute hard-on cock. But no, that will not be happening. And TLA does not pay me enough to spring for it myself (I thought about asking some friends to go in on it with me, but reconsidered, thinking that might be considered a bit creepy, even for my sex-crazed gay pals.) So right now there is only the company’s sales pitch oriented synopsis up on the site. Sorry guys, but if any does buy it, please send me your review at randy@tlavideo.com. I need to know if this is the Second Coming or just like my last boyfriend, big on promise, short on delivery.

 -- Randy Siempre