Review

The last time I reviewed a similar title, Swiss Gang Bang, half the bloody film appeared to go missing. Better not happen this time. Essentially, here we have a bunch of well hung twenty-something pretty boys getting naked and having fun. There’s so much heavy equipment on show the Alps are in danger of tipping over.

The music - with chimes and a disco beat - is reminiscent of Brit band Steps' cover of The Bee Gee's "Tragedy." Dissolve straight to Bruno, Montana and Skala having fun in a tiny Jacuzzi. Size doesn’t matter, it’s what you do with it that counts and these three musclestuds use its lack of space for great effect. Montana and Skala worship Bruno’s hot cock, but it’s so hard to tell these guys apart - are they twins? It’s like split screen special effects, like Dead Ringers, or the Olsen Twins grown up, with dicks and doing porno.

Cut to the railway station and two friends call the house, answered by Chelsea who has no idea what’s going on in the hot tub elsewhere. Wonderfully bad dubbing here as Chelsea offers to send his driver, who happens to be the guy receiving the oral attention in the tub! Chelsea doesn’t want to be a party-pooper and takes his place and the two identical muscle bodies become three. (Amazing what they can do with special effects these days.) Dick play, nipple play and rimjobs a-plenty before Chelsea fucks Montana before straddling Skala and having a gay old time. Better call the cleaner as their baby batter goes everywhere - noisily.

Nagy (the self-sucker from Ikarus’ The Search) arrives and heads straight for the shower whilst traveling companion Horvath relaxes. The two have a little backrub session before Horvath’s ass becomes way too tempting and the guest room becomes a fuck room - Horvath taking every inch of Nagy before he pulls out and drowns his partner’s hole in hot white love lava.

Cut to beautiful scenery with four friends out for a nature ramble. It’s nothing serious, normal hikers would not wear such bad clothes, mind you; anyone normal would not wear those terrible clothes, period. Before you can sing “Val Da Ree” the sound of invisible cowbells inflames their passions and our boys get busy. Klaiber gets a blowjob from Sokolik whilst horse-faced Wieland (luckily he’s hung like one too) snogs Omacka. Everyone has a go on Wieland’s lickstick before he pumps Klaiber as the others jerk off over them.

Back at the homo-house. Chelsea finds Montana in the kitchen. [Typical trick. They always outstay their welcome. This is usually the case with the ones I bring home too. One was supposed to stay the night and catch a train in the morning, and the fucker stayed for nine years.] Anyway, back to the plot. Our two studs make use of the worksurfaces in the same way Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange did in the remake of Postman Always Rings Twice (sans flour). Chelsea is the eternal bottom in this flick, so you can guess what happens. They both shoot over the stove before our four filthy hikers knock on a window and ask for shelter and a drink. Lazy cheap bastards - there’s a 7-11 around the corner.

Bruno takes a shine to Omacka (the least foul of the quad) and fantasizes about taking him on the dining room table. Hot scene, with chicken using his feet on Bruno’s swollen cock before mutual suck sessions making way for mutual fuck sessions with Bruno finding out he’s a rather good bottom. Quite a revelation! Great scene. Love that Bruno.

Finally Horvath and Nagy inadvertently start an orgy as they skinny-dip in the outside pool, before deciding it’s too cold and run back inside. (Hope they got danger money.) The hikers treat their hosts to oral whilst Bruno gets spoilt rotten with blowjobs from everyone. Pretty soon he’s pumping away on his boss, whilst pubeless Sokolik gets his Soko licked from Montana. Everyone has a go at the host before Horvath steals the show by being double-fucked by Nagy and Bruno.

Great mix of older muscleguys and slim smooth twinkie chickens. Now, where did I put those plane tickets, maps and copy of The Sound of Music? Maybe I’ll bang on a chalet door and ask the strangers inside for a drink of what the hikers got! Great video.

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo