Review

Al Parker fans will surely drool appropriately over this classic. It’s hard to say for sure when this title was first released (the credits in the film and on the box both lack copyright information), and it’s anyone’s guess as to when all these various bits and pieces were actually shot, but judging by hair styles and the range of Al’s changing physicality, I’d venture to guess this title represents material filmed between the early- and late-’80s.

We open with video-shot footage of Al returning home wearing a snazzy suit, feeding his puppy, then undressing and stroking off his throbbing dog while he reminisces about his favorite sticky tricks of yesteryear. When Al dreams, he dreams in celluloid - all the flashback footage was shot on glorious film before the advent of video.

Al strokes his man meat while watching some of his own classic films on video. He eventually snakes a lengthy double-headed dildo up his man-cooch, all while dreaming of… a condomless romp in a hayloft, after which he’s rewarded with a faceful - and mouthful - of pearl jam.

Dreaming of… an outdoorsy lumberjack threesome during which the manly hunks use their boot laces for cock-and-ball straps.

Dreaming of… two magnificent cocks to suckle through what seems to be a glory hole - one a white hooded schlong and the other a horse-sized piece of dark chocolate meat, both of which Al milks completely dry.

Footage of a four-man suck-and-pump (and that’s “pump” as in Swedish Penis Enlarger) gets Al so hot and bothered he shoves his plump ’nads into his own tight-squeezing hole in order to gush off a creamy climactic load.

Keywords

Age: Daddies/Men,  All Sex (No Plot or Story),  Bathroom/Tearoom,  Big Balls/Sack Attack,  Body Types: Gymnasts/Ripped/Swimmers,  Body/Chest Hair: Natural/Unshaven,  Butt Play: Dildos/Plugs/Toys,  Cast's Looks: Butch/Rugged/Tough,  Cast's Looks: Chiseled Face/Handsome,  Cock Sizes: Horsehung/Size-Queen Alert,  Cumshots: Facial/To the Face,  Cumshots: Oral/Swallowing,  Deep Throating/Gagging,  Deep/Manly Kissing,  Facial Hair: Beards,  Facial Hair: Mustaches,  Fetish: Cock and/or Ball Torture,  Fetish: Leather (Light),  Fetish: Vacuum Pumping,  Foreskin Play/Uncut Cocks,  Frottaging/Groping/Rubbing,  Glory Holes/Anonymous Sex,  Interracial,  Jerking Off/Masturbation/Solo (Some),  No Condoms: Pre-Condom Era,  Outdoor Sex,  Rimming (Ass Eating),  Theme: Cruising/One-Night-Stands/Tricking,  Threesomes/Threeways

Genres

Daddies/Grown Men,  Pre-Condom Era