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Flask wrote on 02/04/2012:

Somewhere towards what I hoped was the end of this video, but wasn't, David DeCoteau's alter ego--I'm speaking of the mean old skinny woman with a bad dye job who appears in just about all of his movies--says, "I have to tell the others. We have to prepare for the frenzy." Well, of course, what they--and you--really have to prepare for is a series of jaw-breakingly huge yawns. You'd think if DeCoteau absolutely had to keep making the same terrible, coma-inducing flick over and over and over again, he would at least get less horrible at it. But he doesn't. This movie is 72 minutes long; at least 60 of those minutes are the same clips of the same people either wandering around the same halls or going up and down the same stairs. Similarly, there are maybe, at a stretch, ten lines of what might charitably be called dialogue repeated as voices in someone's head--yours unfortunately--ad nauseam. Nothing in the film seems real, certainly not the script, the acting, or any single emotion on display, except for utter boredom, which abounds. It's a mystery to me how DeCoteau finds the money to keep on cobbling together these sad, sad, terrible videos. Unless he is a lottery millionaire or there is a legion of poor, dumb, hapless schmucks like me who continue to spend money and time on his anemic, lifeless efforts to entertain in the hope that this little old lady (and even as I write that I know how grossly unfair and insulting I'm being to little old ladies everywhere) video-maker will one day raise his long, dark, heavy woolen skirt and starched petticoats enough to show us just a little bit of muslin stocking. And perhaps--maybe--hire someone who can actually write a script? Is that asking too much?

pscollector wrote on 11/05/2011:

Same house, same eye candy, same 1960 large white briefs with absolutely no bulges no matter what, same grammar school dialog, same token female, same 'crazies'.

SAME AS ALL THE OTHER 1313 SHORTS EXPANDED AND REPEATED OVER AND OVER AND OVER IN TO 70+ MINUTES........BORING!