Review

The ditzy blonde hotel heiress with more money than God and more "romantic links" to Hollywood celebrities than Heidi Fleiss, GED-wielding Paris Hilton arrives on the adult scene to show off her oral prowess and how hot 'n sexy she looks without clothes on. 1 Night in Paris is a fairly clever title and has been lubed up by a brilliant marketing plan, resulting in this pop culture triple-X treat.

You've probably seen, at the very least, extracted screenshots that were "accidentally leaked" onto the Internet back in the fourth quarter of 2003. But did you know there were three additional sequences? Now witness the entire footage with the night vision, as well as sex (with the lights on) between Paris and her then-boyfriend, independent film "producer" Rick Salomon. There's four clips in total, none longer than an episode of her hit TV show The Simple Life, concluding with full color footage of Paris slurping on Rick's cock.

The appeal of 1 Night in Paris is by no means the sexual action. It's pure pop culture curiosity, it's the "who" of who's having the sex. Truth be told. I suggest Paris go out and pick up some instructional videos. (Spend a few bucks, you got it to burn, Princess!) My best guess is that considering Paris looks significantly older in the other sequences, this DVD was made by design; it was no accident that it was somehow "leaked" to the public.

Far more popular though certainly less explicit than the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee and Janine/Vince Neil videos, 1 Night in Paris is calculated, successful, and intriguing (softer) hardcore; your erection will be directly proportional to your understanding of Ms. Hilton's place in high society. Word on the street says that a new second, more hardcore Paris video will be available in the future, so be sure to check out this original to help follow the storyline.
-S. Kurt Chaser