Buy Fuck My Big Black Ass Mega Masturbator

Fuck My Big Black Ass Mega Masturbator

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$399.99 (9% off)
List Price: ~~$439.99~~

When new special editions or price reductions are announced.

Synopsis

You've always dreamt of fucking a hot black bitch like this, so what are you waiting for? Take your fuck slut out of the box, get out the free lube, and pound this sista bitch 'til you Fuck Her Silly!

This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked–and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack–it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! She's warm, she's tight, and she NEVER says no! When you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy–cleanup is a snap either way with your choice of toy cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock!

Product dimensions: 14" x 14" x 10.5".

DUE TO THE SIZE AND WEIGHT OF THIS ITEM, A SHIPPING FEE OF $10.00 WILL BE APPLIED TO YOUR ORDER.

3 Reasons To buy this toy

Finally! A mega masturbator for the black man!
Have you looked at that sweet fuckin' ass? How are you not gonna fuck that?
It's very possibly the finest, most realistic black sex toy ever made. An absolute must-have.

Review

Um. I don't even know where to start with this one. If you've looked around our site at all, you've probably seen lots of rants and raves about how fantastic the Mega Masturbators from Pipedream Novelties are. I really hate to be redundant, but there are occasions where we just have to repeat ourselves. Because no matter how many times we've sung the praises of the Mega Masturbator, we're still always floored when we see a new one.

Case in point? The Fuck My Big Black Ass Mega Masturbator. Oh my goodness, this is the one. This is the toy that may finally destroy me.

Weighing over 20 pounds, this toy is immense. It's a leviathan of ass, a colossus of pussy, a sheer god damn whopper of fuck. And porking it was my absolute delight, as it should be yours. It's built in such a way that it stands alone on any flat surface (or even semi flat - my mattress proved to be no problem), and accurately portrays a full-bootied black ass, back-arched, ready to bounce back and forth on your swollen cock. Hell, if I squint, I'd be inclined to actually believe that it was a real human being. But I guess it's good that it's not attached to a real person with thoughts and feelings of their own. Because if it was, they'd probably not want me to spend ten or twelve hours alternating between pounding their pussy, licking their ass, sucking on their pussy lips, boning their ass, fingering their ass while I pork their pussy, fisting their pussy while I bone their asshole, and so on.

Side note: fisting this toy will stretch it out. Keep that in mind.

Basically, Pipedream's managed to improve on an already-perfect formula by adding some much-desired thickness to the ass, giving you something to slap and fondle while you're fucking it down. It's also pretty great to have a black addition to this line (something that's been lacking). The PDX Junk in Tha Trunk is an awesome toy, but a wee bit smaller than an actual adult human ass, which can make it a bit creepy (since it's sort of, uh, child-sized). This thing is full-sized and fucking awesome. I'd really love to see Pipedream kick it up a notch and make a Fuck My Big Black Ass Plus that weighed in at 45 pounds and resembled Mo'Nique's ass or something, but this will certainly do for now.

In conclusion, this toy costs a lot of money, and it's worth every single fucking penny. Amazing.

-- Maston Hammerman