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Udderly wonderful! If more than a handful is a waste, then call us litterbugs and phone the EPA! Welcome to the plump pillow palace, where jiggly-wigglys, tig o’le bitties, and silky-soft squishys make your balls boil with anticipation! These busty wonders are well-endowed and equipped with huge hand-warmers, massive milk cannons, and oversized udders ready for squeezing and pleasin’! These tits are so big, you can get lost and drown in a monsoon of mammoth-sized mammaries! Bury your face in a pair of perky plumpers and enjoy the juiciest jubbly series ever lensed!

Review

See, it all started when me and Meat Ball were really jivin' for a chicken cheez-whiz steak with double whiz but we didn't have any money. Luckily, there was a passed-out, two-toothed prostitute behind the cat's litter box from the night before. Meat Ball wasn't too impressed with the fact that our favorite prosti-joint sent us a lady with teeth. That's like sending us a steaming cheese steak without whiz... am I right?! She was un-fucked, unpaid and outta luck. Luckily for us, she had a bag full of cash just asking to get plundered... and plunder we did. Unfortunately, we never ended up with cheese steaks and just spent all the dough on some sweet 17th St. metha-letha, baby! We did that shit so fast it felt like the roof of my mouth was a cave. Then I had one of those "I need to go to bed right fucking now" moments, but I was still reeling from the meth! Any party-man knows that if you wanna fall asleep, you either gotta fuck something or jerk off... and by this time, the rest of the prostitute's teeth had fallen out and Meat Ball getting himself a well deserved gum job. Shit outta luck, it was off to my bedroom to whack it to some free porno. You know how there are some fuck flicks that you can only get into when you're coming down from a serious night of meth? Fresh Jugs 6 is one of 'em, fuck-o.

Shit, Spock really hates it when Euro-babes try to talk English when they're getting rammed. I'd much rather have them babble at me in Congolese or whatever the fuck language they talk back in Europa. It kinda takes me out of the moment listening to their fucked up English. It's kind of like listening to a retard get fucked (no offense, retards). But fret not dummies, I've got the solution. Like most awesome dudes, I rock an X-Box © and a surround sound system. So when I'm watching these hot-ass Euro-babes get royally fucked by Mick Blue, I pop some American porn in the X-Box © and set my receiver so I'm hearing American fucking, but watching Euro-fucking! Genius, no? Yes! This won't work for people who like to watch porn with the sound off (i.e. Meat Ball) but those guys have a lot to learn about inner-doings and such so fuck 'em!

Anyway, if you like titty fucking and Euro-ladies with all natural beans than this is the flick for you. If it weren't for my audio-swap technique I'd have to give this one 2 stars. So Zero Tolerance better send me a giant bottle of Vodka or some shit for giving them a good review.

-- Spock BUCKTON