Review

Chad Hunt displaying his magnificent meat, a festive use of beer bottles (and its content's expulsion), and a slightly disturbing scene of Lucas himself pounding the living crap out of the hot Richie Fine are just some of the highlights to be seen in this ode to Cherry Grove and the Pines.

While buddies Richie Fine and Chris Bolt soak up some rays on Fire Island, they discuss their goals for their stay: Richie wants to hook up with vacationing porn star/director Michael Lucas; Chris seeks to be plowed by the biggest dick on the island. Both will get what they want, and then some.

Richie and Chris quickly hook up with another sunbathing (i.e. cruising) couple on the beach and things get off to a throbbing start with some appetizing four-way horse-hung cock-sucking on a nearby seaside deck. A round of ass-pounding follows, then a quadruple cream spurt for dessert.

On a mission to lay Lucas, Richie heads over to a sex party, but is disappointed to arrive just as the handsome object of his wet dreams is exiting. Starved for cock, our boy enters the party anyway and a naughty poolside six-way ensues, with three fit tops pounding three sexy bottoms side-by-side-by-side.

Meanwhile, muy caliente Alfanso Vega and sexy stud-puppy Christopher Young lock themselves in a heated sixty-nine on yet another pool deck. Then they give each other anal pleasure with inserted bottles of Amstel Light, the contents of which are transferred inside their respective insides. That’s right, men, a dual beer enema. They sprinkle and spray each other with the expunged beer and then head indoors for some traditional ass fucking (with hard cocks instead of loaded beer bottles).

We then watch as insatiable bottom Chris is filled to capacity by the biggest dick on Fire Island (it belongs to tattooed Chad Hunt and it’s a stunningly hefty tool). As a treat for having accommodated Chad’s mega-schlong, Chris is rewarded with a sticky facial of Chad’s white hot man goo.

Finally, cute Richie meets up with eternally horny Michael and they go back to Lucas’ den. After some playful pit-licking, meat-munching foreplay, Lucas aggressively plows Richie.

Here’s where it gets a bit awkward.

Richie winces and groans in pain throughout much of the fucking - at one point he even cowers and weeps in front of the camera while Lucas keeps pounding away. His squealing and squirming seem so genuine that I wondered if he’s merely a good actor who obediently serves Lucas’ ego by constantly reminding viewers just how huge the narcissistic stud-fuck director’s cock truly is; or if Lucas was, in fact, hurting Richie maliciously. (Which would make him a brutish, inconsiderate prick - don’t you think?)

Either way, it’s hard to enjoy this ass-slamming scene when it’s obvious that only one of the guys is having any fun. Thankfully, the sudden seriousness of this near-rape is soon offset by some comic relief: Lucas orders Richie to pucker out his clench hole; when he obeys, he looses an accidental stream of pee all over himself. Lucas, unfettered, remarks, "That’s interesting."

Some surprisingly focus-challenged and unsteady camerawork is somewhat distracting, but the fetching outdoor sex scenes increase the film’s production value. There’s no music, though, so viewers who can only beat off to a beat are urged to play their favorite fuck music in the background.