Review

Chi Chi must have been having a bad wig day when she made this video. Don’t get me wrong - this isn’t a bad movie; it’s just not in the same league when it’s compared to the classics we all know Chi Chi is capable of making. Produced by his Rascal Video, this one features hunks and twinkies (Chi Chi’s Chicken Wing, so to speak) and serves as an introduction for Chi Chi’s discovery Lucas Young; I guess she wanted to start him off on safe ground. Which is a shame; look at Matt Summers’ explosive debut.

This is a series of unrelated vignettes hosted by “Dr Nowankalone – ejaculatory specialist” (Patrick Allen, who has got far too much Alexis Arquette smarm about him here; he should stick to being naked). The good doc with the bad accent explains all; the title refers to having someone else’s hand pop your cookies rather than using your own.

I tried this at a bus stop once.
I’m not allowed to enter the State of Georgia any more.

The five sex scenes are very good; standout is the Taylor, Summers and Galt scene, but the - ahem - "hilarious" Nowankalone and his blow up doll prop are just annoying. And he’s far too young. It’s aching for stronger material, but the performers give it with gusto, Young especially, and even the lousiest Chi Chi sex scene is better than most.

In one of the links Dr. WinkyWanky (or whatever his name is - I lost interest) insists he saw us masturbate during one of the scenes. You wish, honey, you wish. If Chi Chi keeps making this weaker stuff rather than what he is really capable of, the only thing that’ll be finished off is me watching his films.

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo

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