Review

Ahhhhhhh. You hear that sound? That's the sound of somebody who's satisfied with the dildo they just fucked themself with.

The Fetish Fantasy Elite Vibrating 8" Dildo isn't really anything revolutionary or groundbreaking. It doesn't tread any new terrain and it's got no interest in re-inventing the wheel. What it is, on the other hand, is a sturdy, sleek and powerful vibrator that somehow manages to be sort of huge without being too intimidating. At 8 inches with a girth not unlike that of a cucumber, this thing's pretty freaking big, but for some reason it didn't scare me off the way that other large dildos and dongs do (like the Shane Diesel: Big, Black and Realistic). It probably has something to do with the cute and playful bright red design. It's hard to be scared of something that looks like it was fashioned by a teletubby.

And speaking of design, the texture's just fantastic. The spiral-shaped ridges on the soft silicone felt simply amazing sliding in and out of me. In fact, while my boyfriend was busy looking for the batteries this thing needs (two AAAs - not included, so plan accordingly), I gave this thing a shot at my pretty pussy without any vibrations (I was a little too worked up from some altogether divine cunnilingus), and I was happy to find that it was able to get my juices flowing just from penetration alone. Once we got those pesky batteries inside and turned this bad boy on - holy hell! I haven't cum like that in quite some time. Each mode of vibration is pretty great (three steady vibrations and four pulsating patterns), and I honestly couldn't decide which one I liked the best.

This dildo also features a suction-cup base and is compatible with harnesses, in case you find yourself needing some alone time or feel like putting the screws onto your fuckbuddy, neither of which I had the chance to try out yet.

All in all, a nearly perfect vibe. Not the best choice if you want something realistic, and probably not the best choice for beginners, but if you want to give your vagina a treat it won't soon forget, it'll do the job. Though I should admit that it didn't quite satiate my urge for cock. It only made it stronger, but I don't think that's a bad thing.

 -- Katarina Slit