Review

A simple name, a straight forward design, here's a masturbator without and bells and whistles or gimmicks – I have to admit I was a bit skeptical when I first laid hands on the Male Masturbator (“Endorsed by Dr. Joel Kaplan”.) After "testing" out a string of tight holed strokers, I feared that its tube-like shape was too back-to-basics and could result in a less than great cum. And some toys get me hard just looking at them – sorry, the Male Masturbator is not one of them. I mean, it is a soft squishy tube and that is it. I thought that since it is a great seller, there had to be some kind of special material or design that would make my dick spurt like crazy – eh, no.

I lubed, put it on and jerked off. Better than fucking a cantaloupe (although with the Male Masturbator there is no after sex treat) and marginally better than a dry hand, but this toy is not going to have me throwing away my Colt Blow Job Masturbator. Interestingly, I went back to it when I realized that I could turn it inside out and have the ridges inside – the results – a much better, tingling feeling and above average cum. Only problem is that you need to keep your hand dry since the exterior is super smooth and stroking becomes nearly impossible. If you are the kind of guy who likes a variety of toys, try it out. If you are selective, spend a bit more and get a stroker worth stroking with.

 -- Randy Siempre