Review

Ten terrifically tasty Euro hunks play fireman in this hot-but-not-smoking-hot fuck-fest. After some footage of a real inferno, our boys return to the firehouse and commence with the frisky faggotry - namely cock sucking, ass licking, hole plucking, and enough facial frostings to out-glaze a tray of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Don’t miss the plunging dildo action, the two threesomes, or the zooming close-up of a randy bottom’s dilated red-eye.

Some technical irks detract from the hotness (mostly the maddeningly incessant disco porn muzak, which drowns out the inaudible dialogue), and only one cocksucker demonstrates a working knowledge of deepthroating (the others can only feebly manage to swallow a knob).

Further, the cast roster on the box lists mostly first names (some misspelled, natch); the actual movie credits everyone’s full nom de porn, but the film’s title has been bungled. (C’mon, U.S. Male, is it Czech Fireman or Firemen?) No worries though.

 -- Beef Stroganoff