tlavideo.com

Review

You'll have to excuse us if we seem a little brief in our description of this filthy set of sexploitation sleazefests all held together by everybody's favorite cartoon pervert Uncle Farts. See, we made the mistake of watching it in our office which means that there were a bunch of dudes around and even we felt a little weird about whipping it out and spanking out monkey 'til it shoots clouds of cum in front of a bunch of dudes in an office setting. But now, we've got this raging freakin' boner that needs to be given some release because we've had it pretty much the entire running time of this filthy DVD. We briefly considered dry humping our computer monitor, but that, too, seemed inappropriate.

While we totally dug on Uncle Farts' '70s Grindhouse Sleazefest, the first installment of cheap and supremely sexy grindhouse flicks "hosted" by animated sleazebag Uncle Farts, we thought this installment was a big step up. This improvement mainly stems from She'll Do Alright, the second feature in this collection. In that film, a EuroHottie so outstandingly exquisite that we almost came in our pants, gets a series of maid jobs for rich people before hooking the right dude and marrying him. This EuroHottie that starred in this flick was so goddamn incredible, if we knew her name, we'd camp out near her house and stalk her relentlessly... even though it's scientifically impossible that she's still as hot as she was back then. Watching this mega-hottie get sexually sexploited by old dudes, young chicks and everybody in between as she displays every inch and adds in some ultra-hot lingerie is like a fucking religious experience. Just thinking about it again is making out cock throb. The other films are pretty fucking awesome too, although they don't quite match the sheer wank-tasticness of She'll Do Alright. They tell the tales of drug dealers who get laid a lot, a newbie porn chick who discovers the pleasures of swinging, and a dude who makes his living screwing hot married bizzos and then selling photos of them to their husbands. A bushalicious time was had in each one. So, anyway, this'll get you super-fucking-turned-on and there are chicks within who are so epically sexy you might forget to breathe... although you won't forget to touch yourself.

 -- Rick Stanko