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Review

If you do not appreciate extreme violence and extreme gore, do not, under any circumstances watch this movie. However, if you love extreme violence and extreme gore, do not, under any circumstances, miss this movie. Kind of a like a 21st century Robocop on steroids with serious cyberpunk overtones, Tokyo Gore Police follows a badass hottie who is the privatized Tokyo police force's main weapon against "Engineers" who are mutants whose bodies fuse and mutate to become weapons. There isn't much in the way of naked female flesh... there are a couple of "Engineer" hookers who show their scarred (by makeup we think) boobs. In one of the more disturbing scenes (and for this movie that's REALLY saying something) a horny dude at the mutant strip club takes scarred–boobed hottie "Number 69" to the back and she ties him up and starts to make sucky sucky on his ween before she bites it off and a crazy villain with a brain on top of his head bursts in to mutate the dude. Dude doesn't appreciate this and pulls a machine gun out of somewhere and shoots the hooker who bit his cock off like a hundred times and tries to get the fuck out of there. However, the mutant scarred–boobed hooker somehow lives and chases him into the hall where her legs and nether–regions suddenly transform into a crocodile head and chomp the fuck out of him. Soon enough, though, he's all better and back to normal... well he's a mutant with a giant bloody cock that blows people away, but, seriously, that's about as good as one can hope after being eaten by a crocodile.

Loaded with absolutely grotesque images and angry, biting fake PSAs and commercials (for "cute" razors designed specifically for cutting one's wrists and a Wii–type device that allows users to remotely execute criminals), Tokyo Gore Police isn't always a pleasant viewing experience, but it's one that you'll likely never forget.

 -- Rick Stanko