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There's something about huge-titted, silicone-enhanced witches that really gets us going. The way they can use their neatly-trimmed snizzes to lure "innocent" couples into the woods for much sexing is just awesome. Why they've never targeted us is beyond us except that we don't a girlfriend to offer up to their supernatural lesbo hot tub threesomes, but that's discrimination. Can we sue the sisterhood of horny sorceresses? Somebody get us a lawyer... a cheap one.

Anyway, director Jim Wynorski has style... or should we say he has A style. That style involves collecting the hottest nudie bizzos he can (amazingly-titted Glori-Anne Gilbert, Stormy Daniels, Julie K. Smith, Lexi Lamour and like half a dozen other choice cuts of prime rib) has them make the sex in a nicely-furnished house, throws in a dude who will get treated to massive zoobs nearly taking his head off while a hottie cowgirls him like she's audtioning for Urban Cowboy 2: Rise of the Slut and then, in what is always the highlight, gets three of the honeys in a hot tub (that's six zoobs for those of you counting) and has them go to town on each other like an asteroid is headed for Earth and only threeway lesbo-sexing can alter the gravitational pull and save us all. So, in short, it's fucking hot!

-- Rick Stanko