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Skinopsis

Edwige Fenech's tits are like little globes of pure glorious heaven. Seeing them naked and exposed in this movie will bring peace into your life and joy into your heart.

Now, we're not one to quibble, especially when it comes to things like book-to-film adaptations, but, from what we understand, Madame Bovary is supposed to be very shallow and unlikable. Yes, she's also supposed to be very beautiful, but, c'mon, Edwige Fenech is pretty much one of the most beautiful women in the history of the whole goddamn universe. It's impossible to find her unlikable. She could literally torture an entire basket of kittens right in front of you and you'd just be standing there, with your jaw hanging wide open, ignoring all the kitten torture and hoping to get a glimpse of her tits. Hell, she's so hot that you probably could cum looking at her fully-clothed if you stared long enough. So, no, we didn't buy Edwige Fenech as the unlikable Madame Bovary, but who the fuck cares. This flick's got Edwige Fenech! She isn't wearing a mask or covered in prosthetic scars or anything and she shows off her tits a whole fuck of a lot of times while screwing lots of dudes behind her husband's back.

Other than a healthy dose of naked flesh, The Sins of Madame Bovary is a pretty standard adaptation of the classic novel. Madame Bovary's married to a middle class country doctor, dreams of being rich and tangled up in love affairs, spends beyond her means and takes a handful of lovers in her desperate search for satisfaction. There, got it? Good. Honestly, we didn't really notice whether it was good or well done or not, because Edwige Fenech is in pretty much every scene and she's topless in about a half dozen of them. If your mouth isn't watering right now, you either have never seen Edwige Fenech or your salivary glands are broken. Since she's right there on the box cover, we're going to assume the latter. Either way, but this movie - buy it right fucking now. You'll never regret bringing some fabulous Fenech and her naked chest orbs of magnificence into your life.

-- Rick Stanko