From the liner notes

The Boob Tube: satiating everyone's need for bad 70s porn with a creamy comedic twist.

You could consider Richard Thrawbone a normal working stiff, if it weren't for two things. First, he owns the worst greasy suburban porn theater in town. Secondly, he's a penis. Yes, a walking, talking penis with a big goal: to write and direct a million dollar porn movie.

With the help of his trusty employees Samuel, the theater janitor, and Luna the projectionist, they relentlessly critic "classic" 70s porn. The Boob Tube is Mystery Science Theater 3,000 meets bad 70's porn.

First it's Johnny Wadd, the original detective porn series featuring the legendary John C. Holmes. His investigation takes him to Mexico where he fights off polyester wearing ninjas, finds clues at a Hispanic Circus and uses his skills to detect every horny Senorita in town.

Their second film, Little Orphan Sammy, is a spin off of Little Orphan Annie. Poor Sammy is adopted by Mata Hari, the leader of a belly dancing ring. Daddy Sawbucks swoops in to save his over-sexed son.