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In Summer Lover, gorgeous brunette Avalon Barrie arrives at the island of Lesbos with her new painter hubby looking to explore new things and experience new sensations. Before, this sumptuously filmed, highly flawed flick is done, she will have done all that shit and more. See, man and wife seem happy enough but as soon as Sappho (yes Barrie's character's name is actually Sappho... yeah we know) cuts her gorgeous curly brunette locks off and meets Helene (Lyudmila Shiryaeva) she finds herself feeling a rumbling between her pussy lips that she doesn't quite know what to do with. Many, many scenes featuring the gorgeous titties of both Barrie and Shiryaeva go down all before a tragic conclusion rains down that will inspire you to... yawn.

OK, so there's a whole lot wrong with Summer Lover, but it's hard to hold too much of a grudge against an artsy-ish movie when it stars two incredibly beautiful women who show off their gorgeous goods over and over again. Shiryaeva even shows off her crotch fur while getting painted by Barrie's hubby. Plus, they lez out a bunch of times and each get fucked by hubby too (actually Barrie gets fucked by hubby way more times than is necessary which os a-ok with us). So, yeah, Summer Lover will definitely give you a boner (or a ladyboner whatever the case may be), but it'll also make your ears hurt with its dialogue and voerly bombastic score. The lines exchanged between these characters sound like they were written by a melodramatic alcoholic twelve-year-old who just read her first book of poetry. Meanwhile, the score sounds like it was subbed in with no editing from something really, really serious... like a Nazi movie or one of those movies from the '90s where an asteroid collides with Earth and only a handful of people survive. Plus, Barrie's budding lesbianism is depicted as a childish whim of a pampered housewife who just wants to be Bohemian. Even her lady lover/seduced eventually decides to give up the clam for some good old All-American frankfurter. But, its many flaws aside, we can't hare on Summer Lover - there's just too much fantastically awesome naked female flesh on display.

-- Rick Stanko